XlongoX's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shitty Fucking Art Game]

awesome

i thought that was amazing haha, i hate artsy hipsters and their waste of time submission on this site, humour is what i come here for and for once it's intelligent

[Super PSTW Action RPG]

hahaha

people dont seem to get understand tastefully funny this is, almost every single RPG plays out exactly like this haha, loved it

[Minecraft Flash! (test)]

hmmmmmm

has potential but at the moment its not any good

[I wanna be the flash game]

worst game ever

worst graphics, impossibly bad controls, and some of the worst hit detection on earth. you can be 50 pixels away from a spike and still die from it. not to mention the fact that moving platforms slide under the character, and most you fall right through anyway. people will say patience is the key, but if you have an hour lying around that you want to fill with frustration and disgust, by all means, press Play

[Dadgame]

wow

why is it so cool haha, tho its a bit repetetive cause theres no upgrades or anything, the game is actually so much fun, it had this viewtiful joe feel to it, maybe how the camera moved etc, but really a great game

[Dino Run]

put in cheat...

din8tosaur, SOOO.. MANY... HATS...
anyway what a fun game played for like 40 mins straight :) ill be comin back for sure

[Windows HIV]

the most fun ive had in age

wow this is an old submission but it lives fresh, remake one for vista oh my god the number of flaws in vista are unspeakable

[The Impossible Quiz 2]

wow

what are the odds this song is used in littlebigplanet, i didnt finish this cause its one of your quizzes but it kept me awake

Splapp-me-do responds:

Actually the first time I heard the song was when they first showed off LBP back in 2007. I liked it, so I used it for the quiz! :D

And LBP is awesome. So very awesome.

[The Impossible Quiz]

not really hard

really ANNOYING, once you memorize the questions you gota get in a habit of clickin the answers in order, then it just gets stupid like you get totally unpractical questions that require to to trial and error. hell atleast it kept me playing for the past 20 minutes

[Rage3!]

very good game

although i only played through two levels it was fun while it lasted, the weapons and movement were just awesome and everything graphically was nice to look at. the music reminded me of bully which was cool, thanks it was great fun